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01 / The archive

Artifacts

Four items recovered from Ward Three. Examine all of them to raise your clearance.

02 / The signal

Treatment 01

Intercepted on every authorized frequency. Tune in wherever you listen.

Treatment 01 cover art in amber: a capsule on a steel tray under a single lamp
Format
Signal
Catalog
LVR-001
Origin
Ward Three

Treatment 01

Agents of Mutation · Intercept 01

0:00 / 4:12

03 / Make noise

Free plugins

Three instruments from the lab, free for any DAW. VST3, AU and CLAP for macOS and Windows.

Side Effect · Distortion

Free · VST3 · AU · CLAP

Ward Three · Reverb

Free

Seam · Glitch

Free

04 / Gift shop

Souvenirs

Take a piece of the archive home. Every order ships from the AoM Merch store.

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  • Amber lanyard with a Ward Three visitor badge, number 0001 Archive

    Visitor badge lanyard

    $15

    Amber strap · Badge 0001

  • Hard enamel pin shaped like a specimen tag reading 2.0b3

    Specimen 2.0b3 pin

    $12

    Hard enamel · 1.25 in

  • Poster of the Ward Three corridor with the Agents of Mutation name

    Ward Three poster

    $25

    18 × 24 in · Matte

  • Treatment 01 cassette in a green shell with its printed J-card

    Treatment 01 cassette

    $10

    Green shell · Download included

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NoizeRx Arcade

Games, comics, silent films and free sounds

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    Artifact 1 of 4 · LV-61-B

    Typed memo stamped classified, with redacted lines

    Document · Declassified 2026

    Memo 61-B

    Found
    Ward Three, cabinet 4
    Dated
    14 March 1961
    Clearance
    Level 3
    Condition
    Coffee ring, one staple

    TO: Director, Program LV
    FROM: Auditory Research, Ward Three
    RE: Compliance trials, series B

    Subjects exposed to the test signal report an elevated mood within four minutes and twelve seconds. Two subjects asked to hear it again. One has not stopped humming.

    Recommend the signal be pressed to disc for wider study. Funding through the Agency is approved. File under Records.

    0 of 4 examined · Clearance level 0

    Artifact 2 of 4 · LV-67-04

    Reel of audio tape labelled Reel 04, do not play

    Audio log · Restored

    Reel 04

    Found
    Ward Three, shelf 9
    Recorded
    2 June 1967
    Length
    4:12
    Label
    Do not play

    [Tape hiss]

    DR. HALVERSEN: Session four. Subject 01, the word sayer. Tell me what you hear.

    SUBJECT 01: A seam. Something opening along a seam.

    DR. HALVERSEN: And how do you feel?

    SUBJECT 01: Happy. I make music now.

    Reel 04, side A

    Audio log · Restored from tape

    0:00 / 4:12

    0 of 4 examined · Clearance level 0

    Artifact 3 of 4 · LV-2.0b3

    A capsule on a steel tray with a paper specimen tag

    Object · Sealed

    Specimen 2.0b3

    Found
    Ward Three, sealed tray
    Batch
    2.0b3
    Imprint
    LVR 2.0b3
    Status
    Do not open

    One white capsule with a thin seam. The imprint matches the current NoizeRx™ formulation exactly, which should not be possible: this batch number was printed in 1961.

    Field note: the seam hums at roughly 120 Hz when held to the ear. Do not hold it to your ear.

    0 of 4 examined · Clearance level 0

    The batch number opens a door at the NoizeRx Arcade

    Artifact 4 of 4 · LV-71-P01

    Manila patient file with a clipped photograph

    Dossier · Patient 01

    Patient file 01

    Subject
    Word sayer
    Admitted
    1971
    Observed
    Persistent happiness
    Discharged
    Never

    Subject sings in his sleep. Staff report the ward is quieter when he stops, and happier when he starts again.

    Three more patients have asked to join him: one with a guitar, one with a wall of oscillators, one who will not say his name. Recommend we let them.

    Release form attached. Signed: Lab Virus Records.

    0 of 4 examined · Clearance level 0

    Meet the patients at Agents of Mutation

    Free plugin · 1 of 3

    Distortion

    Side Effect

    A drive circuit modelled on the Ward Three tape machines. It starts warm and ends somewhere you didn’t plan to go.

    Formats
    VST3 · AU · CLAP
    Platforms
    macOS 11+ · Windows 10+
    Version
    0.9 preview
    Price
    Free

    Free plugin · 2 of 3

    Reverb

    Ward Three

    The corridor from the archive, captured as a reverb: long tiles, a door at the far end, and something breathing in the walls.

    Formats
    VST3 · AU · CLAP
    Platforms
    macOS 11+ · Windows 10+
    Version
    0.9 preview
    Price
    Free

    Free plugin · 3 of 3

    Glitch

    Seam

    Splits your audio along the seam and stitches it back slightly wrong. Stutter, reverse and repitch, synced to your host.

    Formats
    VST3 · AU · CLAP
    Platforms
    macOS 11+ · Windows 10+
    Version
    0.9 preview
    Price
    Free